Bus Stop (San Lorenzo de El Escorial via Madrid)

I was certain I would not adjust to dawn being at 8:30am, dear reader, especially when we had an Uber booked for 8:00am to take us to the bus interchange. The Uber was dead on time and I had my first ride in a BYD Seal. Very tidy. We were at the interchange in a little over 10 minutes. That provided the first challenge of the day. Moncloa is not just a bus stop; it stretches underground and has buses arriving and departing for all points. Here's another lesson for Australia: an extensive public transport system with regular connections take cars off the road.

After perusing a notice board, Jayne decided to do the feminine thing and ask directions. Luckily she did, because our bus to San Lorenzo de El Escorial was leaving from the terminal across 8 lanes of roadway and downstairs from gate 11. Sounds confusing but it was easily found with a bus waiting for us. We paid the €6 for two tickets and perched ourselves on the back seat. Happily, a few stops into the 45 minutes journey, a pair of seats over the wheels became available and we gave up bouncing around for a smoother ride.

The sun was rising over Madrid as we climbed the hills towards San Lorenzo. We arrived at the interchange around 9:15 am and it was a refreshing 10°. Out came Google maps, searching for a nearby café that was open. After a slight orienteering error, we arrived at a very popular, cosy little establishment and settled down for the usual double espresso, accompanied by tomato tostados and a muffin.

Our tickets for San Lorenzo listed entry at 10:30am but we decided to test the system and arrive at 10am when the doors opened. Tickets scanned, in we went, through security, dropped the backpack in the cloak room and commenced our tour via our audio guides.

Looking up from the first courtyard.

And what is San Lorenzo I hear you ask, dear reader? So glad you're interested. It is a former monastery in the hills above Madrid and has a Basilica at its centre and was a royal palace at one time. One of the other major attractions is the library where it holds the Speyer Gospels that date back to the Holy Roman Emperor Henry III. They are written in gold ink. It also contains some serious artworks by Titian, among others. The whole site was declared a World Heritage site by UNESCO in 1984.

The library.

We dutifully followed our audio guide,  commencing with the library and monastery apartments and then on to the Basilica. The dome of the Basilica dominates the entire palace precinct. I've got to hand it to the architects, every time I think "another bloody church or Cathedral" I walk in and am awestruck. They got me again this time. The soaring dome, the side altars, the reliefs on the ceiling ... you get the idea.

The altar.

The dome.

From there, we walked through the royal palace and the mausoleum. There were separate rooms for the royal babies and the kings and queens. At some stage, my camera battery gave up the ghost. The spare battery was in my backpack in the cloak room. I never thought I'd be grateful my phone can also be a camera but here we are.

Corridor with frescoes.

The young royals.

Then it was out to the pool and garden. The pool is now more of a pond for frogs. Lots of frogs. The gardens are typical of the earlier time period when they were created. Manicured hedges, orange trees for sweet scent and they over look the countryside back toward Madrid.

The war room,

and ceiling.

All up, we were there for almost 4 hours. The fresh air and the more relaxed pace with less invasive tour groups was a most welcome change.

The frog pond.

The next challenge was getting the bus back to Madrid. Foolishly, we assumed that it would leave from where we were dropped off. Partially correct but without the assistance of a friendly off-duty bus driver, we would have been stranded until we worked out the vagaries of the situation. 

Part of the gardens.

We walked directly back to the bus interchange where we were dropped off hours earlier. There were very few people around, although in the area beneath us there were several buses. I walked forward to the railing that stopped stupid people falling over the edge and there was a sign in Spanish, who’d have thought, that translated as, ‘not beyond this point’.

The view back to Madrid.

That made sense, so I returned to the waiting room/information area. The information office was closed because it was Saturday afternoon. There was a scrolling timetable that had either of the buses we could catch back to Madrid leaving at times that were not evident on the online timetable, like in five minutes. It’s a bit like the Spanish Inquisition with the time schedules, no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition and we weren’t expecting a bus for about thirty minutes.

Another perspective.

As the five minutes counted down, an off-duty bus driver arrived and spoke to us in Spanish. Obviously, we didn’t understand him, but he knew we were waiting for a bus and he communicated to us that the bus would not stop here. Weird, we were standing directly outside the waiting room opposite where we had been set down hours before. Urging us to follow him, we crossed to the other side of the building and walked towards the ‘no go’ railing. Were we being lured to our deaths, dear reader? Were our kidneys about to be harvested? Can you tell I’m killing time and writing this on a plane?

A chapel in the Cathedral. Interesting.

Two of the above can be answered in the negative. On this side of the building, there was a ramp leading down to a row of buses waiting for passengers. Was there a sign? From the gods, or any bus authority? No there was not. Spain (read that in an exasperated voice). He generously walked us to the 664 bus to Madrid and saw us safely on board. The engine roared to life as soon as we were seated and the bus pulled out and drove around the circular drive up to where we had been waiting moments earlier. Passing some other unsuspecting potential passengers, we sailed out onto the street toward Madrid. Cheers to you, unsung hero, I raise my glass to a person who went above and beyond for a couple of unwitting tourists.

An original Titian.

The 664 was the quick bus and it was soon on a freeway heading back to the city. The traffic was congested at times, but otherwise it was a smooth trip. And the bus (non) stop inspired today's title. A classic by The Hollies.

Back at Monlcoa, we opted to walk back to the hotel, given there were no time constraints. There were a few photo opportunities in the area, a triumphal arch and some space age building beyond it, but ultimately there was effort involved in dodging traffic and people, so I opted out. It was downhill, mostly, back to the hotel and we passed many interesting looking patisseries, cafés, the usual stuff until I found a supermarket and popped in to purchase a bottle of Brut Nature Cava for Cava Sunday. Some traditions, dear reader, are worth preserving. Others, like the monarchy in Australia or the Union Jack on our flag, not so much.

Cava in backpack, we continued our walk to the hotel. We refreshed ourselves and waited until a civilised Spanish dinner time before walking to a local restaurant. To do this, we had to negotiate Plaza del Calleo where there were the usual queues of people and (this time) a marquee in the middle of the square. The explanation for these phenomena remains a mystery.

We scored an outside (tourist) table, an excellent people watching place because it was a pedestrian thoroughfare. Opposite us was a churros restaurant/café, whatever the term, which ensured Jayne’s fascinated and undivided attention for most of the evening. She was quite disbelieving of the amount of churros and corresponding chocolate that was consumed by people she thought far too thin to be able to do so and maintain their figure. Not to mention that it would soon be dinner time for these people.

The plaza was even more crowded on our return trip, although the marquee had gone. In its place, amongst the throngs of tourists and shoppers, were hosts of the beautiful people. Suits, dinner gowns, it was like a red-carpet experience. They appeared to be arriving for the cinema. Yeah, I don’t get it either, dear reader. Maybe it was an opening night, but I’m not convinced, I think it was just the place to be seen to flash your wealth. Sad really.

Anyway, in Spanish street walking style, I took no prisoners as we made a direct line for the hotel.

That was a very big day on our feet.

Until tomorrow.

The Best Things in Life are Free (Madrid)

On our first full day in Madrid we had booked the walking tour with Tio Tours and Nick, the guy we met in the foyer yesterday. We were meeting at the plaza in between the Palace and the Cathedral for a 10:30am start. We were unsure of where we were going so we arrived just after 10am. This was fine, dear reader, because the plaza was quite the spectacle even before the day really got underway.

The Palace.

The Cathedral.

There was a pilgrim or school group on the steps of the Cathedral and tour groups meeting at varying points of the plaza. There were family groups and couples, so it was the place to people watch. Then there were those trying to make a Euro. A giant bear who had a small fan for ventilation in the back of his suit, trying to attract kids for photos. It was a reasonably cool day by Madrid standards but it would be a tough way to make money.

There was also a transformer, the yellow one. Beyond that I have no idea. I even had to Google that. There were also the tuk tuk drivers touting for business.

Just after 10:30am, Nick arrived with the other tourists. A German family of five and a solo Argentinian, making a nice group of eight including our guide. That should ensure we don't cause too many issues blocking pathways.

Random flower. Impatiens I think.

This is a 'free tour' so you pay what you think it is worth when it's all over and Nick certainly didn't press the point. With that, our experiences were all outside the buildings. I thought this was good because it gave us the option of returning, should we wish, to explore at our own pace. This is the obvious link to today's title, The Best Things in Life are Free. I've chosen the Frank Sinatra version from 1949 because the original was from 1927 and the more recent cover was by Janet Jackson (whoever she is) and some arch enemy of Superman's, Lex Luther or someone.

The tour wound itself through the old town commencing with the Palace, the largest in Europe, modelled on Versailles of course, but it has over 3,000 rooms. The Cathedral next door took forever to build. Not Sagrada Familia style, this one is complete - it was commenced almost 400 years after the Palace and consecrated by John Paul II in 1993. It is a genuine architectural mish-mash and apparently, most locals do not care for it, aesthetically speaking.

The rear of the Cathedral.

From the Cathedral, we walked to the 'wall of fire', a barricade built by the Moors,that had a surface of flint. Therefore every time an invader's arrow hit it, the metal sparked, causing the impression of a wall of fire. This was the backdrop to the garden where the cats lived. Cats are the symbol of Madrid because one invader climbed the flint wall 'like a cat'. The tag stuck although there was only one cat visible today. To be a proper cat, however, one's parents and grandparents have to have been born in Madrid.

The remnant wall of fire.

Into the old town now, we paused at the St Nicholas Church, the oldest church in Madrid. It had definite Moorish influences, being constructed of small bricks and having arches in the bell tower.

St Nicholas.

The next stop was at the memorial to Spaniards who were killed in the Mauthausen concentration camp in Austria. They were made stateless by Franco after the civil war and when WW2 began they were in France. When it was captured by the Nazis, they were interned in Austria, with most being murdered.

Names are inscribed on each memorial.

We wandered through other points of interest, along with many other much larger tour groups. Through the original main square of the old Madrid to the "oldest" of everything, restaurant, barber and hotel, denoted by a local plaque placed on the footpath outside the door of each establishment. Some had Guinness Book of Record plaques. The restaurant has achieved its fame by being the longest continuously operating restaurant in the EU. It has a wood fired kitchen and they kept it burning throughout COVID to maintain the record. Actually the concern is that if the fire goes out, the cooling may shatter the ancient oven structure.

There is no tooth fairy in Spain. Instead they have a small rodent who lives in a hole in the hall in one of the old streets. It leaves its home and collects the teeth of the children and replaces them with a coin. Sorry, no photo of the home of El Ratoncito Pérez - there was a queue of small children and their parents and they justifiably took priority over me barging my way in to take a photo .

Nean, or the Banksy of Madrid as he is known (a bit of a stretch if you ask me), has arranged small mosaics of tiles at night on various walls around Madrid. They are all based on a basketball and hoop and some make political statements. In some council areas they are removed or painted over as soon as they are seen; in others they are welcomed. We spotted a couple on our tour.

A Nean piece. 

Plaza Mayor was next with the story of its construction and destruction by fire three times before it was decided stone was a better building material than wood. Who knew? Originally a market place and public  execution place, the whole Plaza is now a tourist trap, with overpriced restaurants, cafés and shops.

Louis XIV anyone?

The full stop of our tour was Puerto del Sol where we saw the statue of the bear eating strawberries, the plaque where all roads in Spain are measured from and the engraving of the sun on the ground that dates back to the original gate to Madrid through which you could view the sun rising each day.

All roads lead from Madrid.

All  in all, an interesting, informative, quirky and entertaining overview of the history of Madrid in about 2 and a half hours. Highly recommended if you should venture this way.

We headed off to a small street off the main Puerto del Sol to find a place for a well earned beer and some very late brunch, read breakfast, before we then retraced our steps to the Cathedral to venture inside - the interior was much more impressive than the exterior. Again, a mixture of styles.

Typical Gothic arches.

Not so typical frescoes.

Also not so typical.

After a quick rest stop back at our hotel, we walked down the Gran Via towards several other landmarks, the Fuente de la Cibeles, a significant fountain in the middle of a very large roundabout, backdropped by am impressive white public building, Palacio de Comunicaciones and the gate, Puerta de Alcalá.

Palacio de Comunicaciones.

Puerta de Alcalá.

After that we took on the Friday night crowds to wend our way back up the Gran Via to our hotel for a second in house dinner and an early retirement, well early by Spanish standards. Tomorrow would be a pre-sunrise start, albeit the sun does not appear before 8:30am right now in Madrid, for our Uber/bus trip out to San Lorenzo El Escorial to see the palace and monastery.

Madrid's answer to Shibuya.

Until tomorrow.

Under the Bridge (Córdoba - Madrid)

We are nearing the end, my dear reader, and I fear we are starting to slow down. This post covers our last full day in Córdoba and the dreaded transit day to Madrid. It was time to go domestic again. We needed a laundromat before we ticked off a few other tourist spots in the afternoon.

The laundromat saw us leave the old town and walk into a nearby suburb. It was around a 20 minute walk. The laundromat was relatively new and everything functioned the way it was supposed to, even if some of the online reviews were inaccurate. The machines were clean, although the dryer shortchanged us on time. Anyway, job done we returned to the hotel and scoped out an afternoon walk and possible venues for dinner.

The statue between the bridge and Alcázar.

Down through the old town to the Roman Bridge we strolled. As it turned out, the bridge was very close to the Alcázar and where we commenced yesterday's walking tour. It is a very substantial piece of stone work and is wide enough to drive a car across. This clearly is not permitted and the gate at the other end would provide a serious impediment.

The gate.

The bridge is an obvious tourist attraction and on this hot, sunny day wasn't too crowded. It provided an excellent view of the waterwheel that provided water to the old palace. The river is quite wide but very shallow and carp could be seen digging in the mud under the bridge creating a silt trail. Under the Bridge is today's title from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

A substantial piece of architecture.

It was beer time and we walked the streets of old town back up towards the square looking for a suitable table, ie. one not near any smokers. We found one and were enjoying the early afternoon people watching when a truck carrying gas cylinders rounded the corner and the cage on the back of the truck caught the edge of one umbrella. The earth didn't quite move for me but it caused a moving and a shaking among the umbrellas and a domino effect. It was close to collapse, like the Liberal Party in Australia.

The Mosque-Cathedral in the distance.

The crowds continued moving up and down the street. people wandered past looking forlorn, waiting for a vacant table. We, happy to give our table away, waited for 'la cuenta'. Nothing happens quickly in Spain. Eventually we waved one couple over to our table and they sat with us while we finalised payment. They were very grateful.

The Roman ruins.

From there we set out for the site of the Roman ruins. Actually that could mean any part of the old town, but it referred to a specific site. It appears untouched since its discovery and partial repatriation. It was not particularly interesting. I mean, it's like churches and Cathedrals, how many can you see and maintain genuine interest? Oh, look, Roman ruins ... some columns, partial walls and a statue. Yep, that about sums it up.

It's no David.

That night we went back to the old town to a 'traditional' Italian restaurant. Except it wasn't in Italy and was being run by Spanish people. Aside from that ... anyway, the food was good and it was a nice alternative to tapas.

The square at night.

Prior to bed, we researched the entry to the carpark at out hotel in Madrid. Suitably armed, we retired for the evening.

Our street to freedom.

We departed the hotel the next morning, a vastly easier exercise than our arrival had been. The only stop on the road to Madrid was for petrol. Otherwise it was an uneventful journey. A transit day without issue. Yeah, nah.

Despite Madrid's tunnels and my satellite navigation system spinning out until it could locate us again, we found our destination with relative ease... until I attempted to turn into the car park that Google had identified. It was the drive way right next to the hotel door which Google had informed us was the correct entry. I drove the car up over the footpath toward the ramp and a man emerged from a booth waving his arms and shaking his head. Ok, this is not the way, I gathered. However, he was on his mobile and was unwilling to put it down or finish his call to provide any further directions other than his windmilling arms. Spain!

We waited. Jayne wanted to go next door to the hotel. I was unwilling for her to do this in case the balding, overweight old guy decided he might earn his salary and provide some assistance. We waited. He emerged partially form his booth and provided the expectation that he would would do something, a bit like Andrew Hastie, and then retreated to his booth to count numbers or continue on his phone.

Eventually I relented and Jayne went into to the hotel and came back with a map to show the correct car park entrance. Hastie was still discussing his next move behind closed doors. I reversed back out onto the street and joined the heavy traffic to drive to the corresponding street on the other side of the hotel.

The written instruction was to drive down the ramp and, before the boom gate, there was a button on the wall. Push the button and the door would open and then there were specific instructions on where to park. After enduring the abuse of a taxi driver, not an unusual occurrence in Madrid, I turned the car onto the ramp and down we went. There was nothing on the wall near the boom gate so I pushed the help button. And someone came to help! It was a miracle.

Except he did the same arm gestures. Back up the ramp he was pointing, except there was a car behind me. He sent him back as well, allowing me to reverse half way up the ramp to an insignificant grey box on the wall. There was no signage. He pointed at the box and then to a door in the wall. He rang the bell for me and the side door opened. Still no signage anywhere until you drive in through the door and see the Hotel Indigo sign and an arrow.

I'm still suffering trauma from my attempt to park the car so I shan't recount it in any detail, dear reader. Suffice to say that it was necessary to fold in the side mirrors to park the car in the slimline spaces available. I am yet to master the use of reversing cameras in cars. Despite our best research efforts the day before, it was not a fun afternoon, albeit a suitable end to a transit day.

At the hotel check-in a voice says, "An Australian accent". Of course we started chatting. "I run a tour company," he says. "I've already booked a walking tour for tomorrow," I replied. "Mine is better," he says, handing me a card. "But I'm booked with you," say I. After a few, no way exclamations, I produced my booking. In one of those quirky moments, the guy who owns the company and is conducting the walk was in the hotel spruiking his business and we run into him. Tio Tours. If you're in Madrid, check him out.

After the usual unpacking and calm down, we headed to the roof top bar for a drink, or two. Transit days really are stressful. And then, because we didn't feel like engaging with the world on a Madrid scale, we dined at the restaurant in the hotel.

The TV is massive.

El Telón, the restaurant, offers a reasonable range of meals, genuine Spanish and fusion food to keep tourists happy. The man who was running the show was absolutely delightful and super helpful. He tempered our order when we weren't sure how many tapas dishes to select. He suggested the wine and at the end of the meal produced some cheese and candied walnuts to nibble on as we finished our wine. Classy.

Yes, that is a spa bath in the corner of the room.

Then it was back to our room. Well, suite. I decided when I was planning everything that by the time we reached Madrid, we wold want some space to spread out and relax. Also we're here for five nights, so there will be times when we don't do much during the day and will want the extra room.

Tomorrow we're off on our walking tour with Nick from Tio Tours.

Until then.

Peace Train (Córdoba)

Despite our room overlooking one of the narrow limestones streets that cause car tyres to screech unmercifully, our sleep was undisturbed, dear reader. The reason? Two sets of double glazed french doors and wooden shutters. That said, it is taking some adjusting to the sun rise being around 8:30am. 

Today breakfast would have to wait because we are joining a 4 hour walking tour. Our scheduled meeting point was changed at the last minute which was curious because the reason for the change was renovation work on the Alcázar de los Reyos Cristianos and that had been underway for years. Well, maybe not years, but it is Spain, so it is possible.

The outside of the Alcázar.

The walls of the Alcázar are out of bounds but the gardens are open for inspection. Despite summer being long gone the gardens still looked magnificent and there were men working, shaping the pencil pines. There were still some flowers in bloom and the whole area is neat and orderly.

WHS anyone?

The fountains, like many we have seen across Spain, were dormant, perhaps due to the dry conditions. Water plays a significant part in the functioning of the garden as would be expected because it is of Moorish design. Back in the day there was a functioning water wheel on the nearby river that supplied the Alcázar. Water is used to cool the area, water the plants and create a pleasant soundscape.

One of the ponds looking toward the fortress.

There were two large ponds that contained carp swimming around aimlessly. They were European carp so were fairly colourless in comparison to Koi. Except for the golden carp who miraculously appeared as we were leaving.  A sign of good luck said our tour guide.

We left the formal gardens and walked around the back of the Alcázar walls. We stopped to examine a 20 million year old fossil of a shell. Actually, from my perspective, it turned out to be a shell in some of the conglomerate rock. It may be old, but it is no fossil.

At the end of the wall the space now houses some Spanish horsey thing. Yep, I paid a lot of attention to the guide at this point. Around the corner we walked along another remnant wall, this one was originally built of mud and then reinforced. It is now protected by fences and reinforced by concrete in some areas. Still, it provides an insight into how they could quickly erect a barrier to keep the hordes out.

The mud wall.

Next stop were the Arabian baths. Sadly they are not in operation. The system looks similar to how the Romans constructed their bathhouses. This one had separate change rooms and toilet facilities for men and women. The process is akin to the current western craze of ice baths. Basically you strip and wash then hit the cold water then get oiled and scrubbed and washed again before you get to relax in warm baths. Seems like too much hard work for me although it was attached to religious practices.

Rather ornate for a bath house.

Floor mosaic.

From the baths, we picked up another group of people. Up until this time I was OK with our group. We had commenced with 12, which expanded to 16 when one family couldn't find the new meeting point. Still manageable, we weren't blocking the street or walking aimlessly into other pedestrians, nor were there any tour guide chasers, you know, the ones who have to be out front. We now numbered 30 with the additions and some of them, well, they thought the rest of us were invisible and this was their private tour.

The Mosque-Cathedral tower.

The main event in Córdoba is the Cathedral-Mosque or Mosque-Cathedral depending on your religious bias. To be fair it is a Cathedral and it is built on a partially deconstructed Mosque. Short story, the Emperor said no to the demolition of the Mosque and the architects had to incorporate the existing columns and arches. If you want to read more click here. Now I've see a few Cathedrals in my time, dear reader, and I've never come across anything quite like this. And not just because of the Mosque factor.

Columns and arches everywhere.

It is huge and cavernous inside and there are arches everywhere you look. It's like a forest of pillars. Then in the centre the roof soars into the typical domed structure of a Cathedral of that period with a main altar, choir area and organ. 

More typical of a Cathedral.

The altar.

Leading to this space are a series of scenes from the bible, perhaps approximating the stations of the cross. They are massive processional statues and their interpretation of the bible must leave fundamentalists even more disturbed than they already are. Many are decorated with fresh flowers, fields of fresh flowers.

Red carnations.

There is a garden attached to the Cathedral grounds with the usual running water as originally designed by the Islamic Moors. It is a fascinating crossroads and battleground of religion. And with that Cat Stevens, or Yusuf as he is now known, an Islamic convert from Christianity provides today's title Peace Train.

From there we moved through the Jewish quarter where it was suggested that the earliest Jewish history of Córdoba was fabricated because there is no evidence to substantiate the claims. Care factor? The Synagogue was actually built by Muslims tradies so some of its identifying features are definitely Islamic. It has actually survived since superstition has grown around any attempt to demolish it coinciding with various plagues - rabies, bubonic etc.

A courtyard in the Jewish Quarter.

We also passed through the university grounds to see how some of the historic buildings have been repurposed, from schools to plague hospitals to leprosariums and back to educational institutions.

A statue at the University.

We walked back to the main square to have a beer and some food before going back to the hotel to rest our weary feet.

Until tomorrow.