Rock Lobster (Split - Omis - Makarska - Bol - Ploče)

We were on board overnight in Split, Croatia's second largest city, before boarding a coach for an hour's drive to the Cetina River. The river is quite picturesque and winds its way through the limestone cliffs. The colours of the water are as intense as the Adriatic Sea and change with the sun and depth of the water.

Amazing engineering.

Upriver before we left the wharf.

The Cetina is quite the playground and, although we were ferried up river, there were many people in canoes. Activities were not just confined to the enjoying the water or fishing from one of the shacks. There was also some serious zipline action on the side of one of the mountains as well as numerous rock climbing cliff faces.

The only shack that was being utilised.

Picture perfect.

There were plenty of large black trout in the water as well as turtles. Coots abounded, many with young, and there was a sole grey heron. The slow boat up the river ended at Radmanove Mlinice or Radman's Mills, established 1772. It is now the site of a restaurant and bar. They are famous for their bread and we were there to try some.

The Grey Heron.

The only turtle that posed for a photo.

Well, that was the plan, dear reader, but the best plans can go awry. Despite our guide having confirmed that we would be able to taste the bread, that did not turn out to be the case. They appeared to be totally focussed on a large group booking (120 people) and would not even allow us to sit at the tables that were not set. We were unceremoniously dispatched to an uncovered area where there were some seats and tables, for drinks only - no food.

From the pier at the mill.

As there was to be no breaking of the bread, I thought an espresso might be in order and walked over to the bar where one of our group had just been served. I was there only a few seconds before a waitress barked something at me in Croatian and walked off. Fortunately Nora, our guide was next me and translated the curt message. "There is only table service here, you are unable to order at the counter", she said. This was on top of the extremely rude 'welcome' we received from one of the other staff. I would not be spending my money here.

Nora continued negotiations to try and obtain the special bread, all to no avail. She was upset, none of the group was concerned. How special can bread really be? To appease us, Nora ordered a round of local spirits. As I have noted previously, they start drinking early in Croatia. Spirits before 11am? Why not. Mine was made from green hazelnuts but all I could really taste was the lemon floating in the glass. Jayne had a cherry schnapps and there was also herbal variety and another I can't remember.

It was pleasant enough sitting in the sun, watching more and more people arrive to be told "no bread for you".  When it was time to walk out to the coach rendezvous, we were amused to see an array of the now infamous bread loaves, sitting on display along a shelf. Really not sure who they were keeping it for but hopefully they were stuck with it all at the end of the day.

The forbidden bread.

We boarded the coach at 12pm and were back on board the ship at 1pm for lunch. We did not return to Split but drove to Makarska, the Croatian Riviera. It was free time in the afternoon so we walked to the beach. The sharp, rocky nature of the shore kept us out of the water; reef shoes were an essential. The boardwalk hugged the shoreline providing many places for people to lie in the sun and bake themselves. We saw many people who would be looking for the aloe vera lotion in the morning. They were as red as cooked lobsters. Hence today's title, Rock Lobster by the B-52s from 1978.

Looking back to the beach.

On the harbour, there were several party boats that looked decidedly overcrowded, with music pumping out across the water for us all to enjoy ... while on the boardwalk, there were many, many men wandering around shirtless, presumably hoping that their (significantly unattractive) naked physiques would attract the nubile young ladies who were also promenading around the foreshore. Definitely the place to be seen. Fully clothed.

They became our dock neighbours for the night.

Dinner tonight was veal tomahawk and was the first major failure. Unfortunately we were at the table closest to the kitchen and the first steaks to table were uncooked closer to the tomahawk bone. After a partly consumed dinner, we walked back into town for a gelato and then retreated from the main strip to the old town behind it. This was obviously where the locals go. It was much quieter and there were numerous restaurants, cafés, gardens and of course, a church.

A statue dedicated to tourists.

Our plans for tomorrow were quite fluid at present because the wind had changed direction and turned into a Jugo or Sirocco. We would be weighing anchor at 6am to get ahead of the weather. Hopefully.

The weather rolling down the mountain at Makarska.

We did indeed set sail at 6am. One of the ships beside us started their pumps at 4am and I was well aware of our sailors making preparations at 5am. The wind was already strong and the choppy water enssured we rolled our way toward Bol on the island of Brač.

One of the many statues.

Despite the dire warnings, the conditions were not that bad and shortly after breakfast, we docked. Bol is the home of Zlatni Rat or the Golden Cape. It is purported to be one of the most beautiful beaches on the Mediterranean. Prevailing weather conditions did not do it any favours and we did not see the Golden Cape in its full glory.

A side beach leading up to the Golden Cape.

There is a tourist train from the dock that runs to the cape. We opted to walk the 1800 metres along the boardwalk. The initial area is populated with small market stalls, all selling various products carved from Brač limestone. The limestone that was not used to build any part of the White House in the US, contrary to stories related by every guide.

Wine storage at a restaurant on the boardwalk.

Further along the boardwalk there were numerous hotels and restaurants. I imagine it would be packed during peak season. As we made our way toward the beach, we passed Darrell Eastlake (no photo, sorry) an Australian TV presenter and the man most responsible for the current style of football commentary. (And so, Apparently Darrell Eastlake is no longer with us. Whoever it was certainly looked like him. Thank you eagle-eyed reader for letting me know).

A Chaff Finch.

You may remember the cat man of Rovinj, dear reader. He would be out of a job here as the restaurant staff leave food out for the cats. There were cats everywhere you looked. Regardless of this there were numerous doves and finches feeding on the ground. I guess the cats were too content to even bother chasing a bird. So much for chasing rats.

The things you see when you don't have a gun.

A European Turtle Dove.

The path to the Cape is popular for walkers and cyclists. There are numerous sculptures, all from Brač limestone. The beach itself is also Brač limestone, but much smaller pieces. It was not showing its best side and the wind ensured that any locals were on the leeward side. The water was still warm and the temperature, out of the wind, was around 24°. I could imagine it in on a still summer's day packed with people who don't know what melanoma means. Baking themselves red raw in the sun, well, cloud.

Ok, so I may have removed a couple of people.

As European beaches go, it ticked all the boxes. There were beach beds with umbrellas, comfortable chairs, all for hire, a massage suite, café, kids playground (somewhere amongst the trees). I snapped a few photos and returned to the boardwalk where we commenced the journey back to town. The number of people had increased and there were more cafés and stalls open; the cats were still disdainful.

A nice day for a swim.

Back in town we went in search of coffee. We saw a café on the other side of the dock and made a beeline for it. Happily the ship's captain and some of the crew were there. Double win; we know it's ok and the ship can't leave while they are in our sight. The espresso was good and it was a great people watching zone. The waves were smacking against the seawall and spewing upwards, often on to unsuspecting passersby. Excellent viewing until a passing shower forced us to return to the ship.

Incoming!!

The anchor was weighed at 11:30am and our new destination is Ploče, replacing Opuzen because of the forecast storms and resulting rainfall which will cause a significant rise in river levels and preclude us travelling safely under the bridge.

An afternoon of lunch and blogging and reading followed. The Lady Eleganza rocked and rolled her way faithfully toward Polče where we are being picked up and conveyed to our 'traditional Croatian' restaurant.

Until tomorrow.

Walk this Way (Zadar - Šibenik - Krka - Radosič Village -Split)

In a break from normal transmission, dear reader, we weighed anchor at 7:30am and left a sleeping Zadar in our wake. We cruised for around four hours before we once again headed into the lee of one of the many islands for a refreshing swim.

Our next swimming spot.

The sea was not as calm as it had been and the wind ensured the water was choppy. Despite that, it was very pleasant sitting in the breeze at the back of the ship waiting for the instruction to change into our swimming gear. The water was as warm and as buoyant as it has been everywhere we have swum. There were a few larger fish, some soft yellow coral and the usual trepang and sea urchins. The welcome aboard drink today was an orange juice surprise. I'm not sure what the 'surprise' was but it was definitely alcoholic.

A built in clothes line.

Lunch was the next event to break up the day. APT don't force feed you but you'll never go hungry. Ever. Today, aside from the usual salad items and vegetables there were four separate main dishes. When too much food is never enough.

U-boat hiding place from WWII.

We arrived in Šibenik around 1:30pm and our tour to the Krka National Park commenced at 3pm. We travelled the 20 minutes to the park by coach and were dropped off at the start of the 2km loop walk. The buses are not permitted to stay in the park and have to drive back up the hillside and then return at a set time.

Krka National Park.

The walk is supposed to be in one direction only. Supposed to be. At varying points there were more people walking in the wrong direction. It made me have flashbacks to Ikea on a crowded Saturday morning, dear reader. An experience that made me consider therapy. Just follow the arrows people. Anyway, it inspired today's title, Walk this Way a cover of an Aerosmith song by Run DMC in 1986.

One of the locals.

A Smooth Snake.

There is boardwalk on the entire walk except for the section where stairs are required. The area is criss-crossed by water and although the levels were down there was still plenty of water. The still areas were populated by brown trout. Some dinner plate sized. Sadly fishing was not allowed.

Cyclamen growing wild.

Another local.

The area is also known for its hydro power generation. It would have the first in the world but was beaten into second place by Niagara Falls by a matter of days. The park covers 109 sq.kms and we saw only a tiny corner of it. It would be worth exploring, provided they allowed camping. Aside from that, it is all about the cascades which would be a more apt description. The pictures tell the story.

We were back on board by 6:30pm with dinner at the regular 7:30.

A Šibenik sunset.

I was up early the next morning to wander the old town and take some photos. I was the first to leave the ship so I had to unlock the door. Šibenik was like many of the other towns we have visited, limestone paved streets, boutique shops, restaurants, a Cathedral, churches and of course, a duck shop. The streets were almost deserted and the old buildings reminded me of Assisi, unrendered stone walls. The Cathedral is crammed into a small square and is so crowded by other buildings I couldn't get it into one photo. Interestingly it has Adam and Eve over the doorway. Adam seems concerned to cover his chest, Eve not so worried about hers. I blame the sculptor. Obviously male.

Zoom in on Eve.

Jayne was up when I returned so we had breakfast and walked the old town together before relaxing on the back deck. There is no sailing today, we are heading by coach for Radisoč, a small village in the hills. The trip was supposed to take around 45 minutes but was probably 15 minutes longer due to roadworks. The concept is to maintain some of the traditional culture of Croatia and the owners are restoring the village, building by building, with little government assistance.

A fountain in the park of the old town.

They have been working to restore the buildings and surrounding land for 25 years. They have a small museum and the guided tour explains the significance of  some of the pieces. We were welcomed with grappa or cherry brandy and a Croatian version of donuts. They were dangerously addictive. We had a demonstration of a traditional Croatian game that was similar to boccé or patonk. 

The converted museum.

We were then treated to lunch. The food and drinks had zero kms, it was all grown and made on the property. There was beef and chicken broth soup that also contained vegetables and hand made pasta. Very tasty. Then followed potatoes and carrots cooked in a giant pot over fire, with slow cooked beef and lamb. Washed down with homemade red or white wine. If that wasn't enough food, dessert was crepes filled with homemade apricot jam or chocolate (probably not made on the premises). While we finished our lunch, the men performed some traditional songs, not terribly melodic, but passionately sung and then our host played a single stringed fiddle, again a tradition they are trying to preserve and pass onto the next generation.

Marko serenading us.

Back on the coach, many of us napped our way into Split. Once back on board, we geared up for our walking tour of Diocletian's Palace. The original walls are still intact but the interior has given way to generational change and the roads have decreased in size to cater for the proliferation of boutique hotels, shops and apartments.

The walls of the Palace near the markets.

The tower in the Palace.

Preparing for the concert.

Unfortunately our visit coincided with a number of other, larger tour groups and it is was manically crowded. It was difficult to take clear photos of anything. Our entry was into an underground area that allowed you to see how the palace had been constructed. We walked the four corners of the palace area visiting each gate; gold, silver, bronze and iron. The remaining part of the square was being set up for a music performance later that evening. There was of course a church and bell tower and massive statue of Gregory of Nin. Apparently if you rub his toe it brings you good luck, I guess I'll never know.

He looks like he's about to cast a spell.

Walking tour concluded, we walked back to the ship via the markets. The latter was a disappointment and did not live up to expectations. There were numerous stalls all stocking identical items, mostly high end knock-offs.

Split is obviously a party city and a number of party boats were rocking their way back to the wharf as we reboarded the Lady Eleganza. Huge transport ferries were everywhere with all manner of vehicles and a stream of passengers coming and going. The ferries are a big feature of marine traffic all along the coast, the life blood of connection between the Croatian islands. 

We stayed in Split overnight.

Until tomorrow.